Want a show that will not only please your ears, but amaze your eyes, titillate your taste buds and even defy death? Then you need to go out and see White Cowbell Oklahoma this Friday (May 30th) at the Horseshoe Tavern, and we want to send you!
I’ve seen countless bands all around our fair city, but none have impressed me more with their live show than White Cowbell Oklahoma. Dirty country rock at its finest, WCO not only blew me away with their musical stylings, but raised the bar with their showmanship, stage presence and overall ability to entertain like no other. I’m talking pastie shaking burlesque babes, long haired guitar gurus, cowboy hatted lotharios seducing with song, all topped off with some good old, down home chainsaw destruction. Every Toronto music lover should see them at least once. Just do yourself a favor and don’t wear your fanciest duds or favorite shoes because things tend to get….messy, in the best way possible.
Need more convincing? Hear it directly from the twisted mind of WCO frontman Clem C. Clemson: “White Cowbell Oklahoma will put you over their knee this Friday at the Horseshoe and give one and all a collective spanking of Olympic rock n roll proportions. WCO decree that summer begins this Friday, and the Horseshoe’s walls will sweat with the succulent rock n roll grandeur and enormity that is a White Cowbell Oklahoma show. Jaws will be agape in wonder and awe at WCO’s guitar arsenal and riff-laden majesty. Luridness, flesh, and unparalleled alcohol will be in abundance, and you will leave utterly emancipated from all that enslaves you. Get there early to take in the wondrous mega-weird that is the orchestra calling itself Fat As Fuck!” For photos of what this glory will look like, click here.
Want to see the fun and fury that is White Cowbell Oklahoma for yourself? Then tweet “I want to see @whitecowbell with @weraddicted! #addictedtocowbell”* starting right now until 12pm EST on Friday May 30th when we will pick a winner! Not only will you and a friend get your sweaty socks rocked off, but you’ll take home your very own sweet as hell White Cowbell Oklahoma autographed merch prize pack. Good luck!
*Entrant must be 19 years of age or older and a resident of Canada. Winning tweet will be selected at random.